Yeah, I really think I'd like meeting the Coyote (commenting on a bogus survey to categorise people as either young Turks or old guard conservatives: "Why is independence the opposite of respect for elders? Isn't this like saying Kleenex is the opposite of pudding? Isn't the opposite of 'independence' actually 'the desire to mooch off other people'? Why isn't the opposite of 'self reliance' in fact the 'desire to have the government run your life for you?'").

In related news, I'm apparently conservative:

You scored as Foreign Policy Hawk. Foreign policy hawks believe that the spread of liberty throughout the world is the historic mission of the United States, and that it is vital for our security. They can be found in both political parties, and are united in their desire for a large military and a highly assertive foreign policy. Foreign Policy Hawk 100% Pro Business Republican 95% Socially Conservative Republican 95% Libertarian 75% New Democrat 65% Green 45% Old School Democrat 25% What's Your Political Philosophy? created with QuizFarm.com

The guy who pointed me to the survey is much more libertarian.